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43 Best Funny Christmas quotes

Christmas is not a season,It’s a feeling.

Here is a list of 43 Best funny Christmas quotes.

Funny Christmas quotes from movies

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Christmas ia just about my favorite time ever since i was a little kid,I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.

Christmas is not just a day,it’s a frame of mind.

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

Short funny Christmas quotes

Don’t blame holidays, You were fat in August.

I’m only a morning person on December 25th.

Let’s be naughty and save santa the trip.

At Christmas tea is compulsory, relatives are optional.

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Dear santa,This year I want everything.

A christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, But if it runa out i’ll drink the red.

Funny Christmas quotes for kids

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

I stopped believing in santa Claus when i was six.Mother took me to see him in a Department store, and he asked for my autograph.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toya not included”.

Nothing as mean as giving a little child something Useful for Christmas.

Merry Christmas to the coolest kid i know.

Christmas,my child, is love in action.

Funny Christmas quotes for friends

I just stole santa’s naughty list,Ironically, It’s almost identical to my friends list.

Keep your friends close,Your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

There are many gifts under the Christmas tree.But the best one is the gift of your friendship.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag,Don’t worry, I told santa i wanted as good friend for Christmas.

Funny Christmas quotes for husband

The one thing woman don’t want to fins in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.

Funny Christmas quotes for brother

Merry Christmas having brother like you makes the holiday season so special to me.I love you and i’m thankful to have you in my life.

For my sweet brother, Merry Christmas as children, we spent every Christmas together. Now that we are adults living far apart, We are together in my heart.

Merry Christmas to my dear brother, Sending you peace,love,and joy during this wonderful Christmas season.

I have brother who gives socks for Christmas. He give socks. Every year,I get a pair of socks from him.

Famous Funny Christmas quotes

left santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk ans he put a solar panel in my stocking.

He who haa not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:Peace on earth,goodwill to men,and batteries not included.

Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas. You know the birth of santa?

What i like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down.They look so nice on the pumpkin.

You know you’re getting old, when santa starts looking younger.

Christmas tip:Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesn’t listen throw one in the fire.

Santa Claus has the right idea.visit people once a year.

Dear Santa, All i want thia year is love,happiness and presents but mostly presents. thanks in advance.

Santa saw your Instagram pictures, You’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.

Santa told me you’d been very good this year.I told him ot was just lack of opportunity.

Christmas is the Only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.

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