Here is a list of 38 Best funny minion quotes.
Some people just need a high-five.in the face with a chair.
I may look calm,but in my head i’ve killed you in about 5 times.
Sometimes i forget how to spell a word so i change the whole sentence to avoid using it.
True friends don’t judge each other.they judge other people together.
Sometimes i wish i could disappear, and watch to see who noticed i was gone.
Home:Where i can look like ugly and enjoy it.
Dear diet,Things just aren’t going to Workout between us.it’s not me,it’s you.you’re tasteless,boring and i can’t stop cheating on you.
Dear maths,I’m tired of finding your x.just move on buddy he’s gone.
I’m so good at sleeping,i can do it with my eyes closed.
If someone throws a stone at you,Throw a flower at them.But remember to throw flower pot with it.
Dear sleep,I’m sorry i hated you when i was a young kid.Right now i love you very much and i cherish every moment with you.
Dear math,please grow up and solve your own problems,I’m tired of solving them for you.
When i was a kid,No wait i still do that.
Did you know?Disturbing a person while they are sleeping can increase their risk of a permanent brain damage.someone show this to my mom.
My mom said follow your dreams, so i went back to bed.
I am multi talented,i can talk,annoy and irritate you all at the same time.
I hate when people ask me:what happened to the sweet old you?well bitches like you killed it.
Today i sent out a text saying. Hey i lost my phone ,will you call it?12 people called me,i need smarter friends.
I would lose weight,but i hate losing.
Don’t judge me just because I’m quite.no one plans a murder out loud.
I’m not lazy,I’m just on my energy saving mode.
Never let your friends feel lonely,disturb them at al times.
I’m never wrong,just different level of rights.
At the end of each day life should ask:Do you want to save the changes?
Don’t like me,cool i don’t wake up every day to impress you.
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
I’m a secondhand vegetarian,cow eat grass i eat cows.
I hate my moods they never ask permission before they change.
My friend thinks he’s smart.He said onions are the only food that makes you cry.so i throw a coconut on his face.
I don’t have to worry about getting kidnaped,they would bring me back in less than one hour.
I love my six pack so much,I protect it with a layer of fat.
When you get angry take a breath and count to 10.Throw a punch at 8 nobody expects that.
I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.
I remember yeara ago all i wanted to be was older,i was wrong!
My phone’s low battery Warning is the only Warning i take seriously.
I am one step away from being rich,all i now need is money.
