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38 Best funny minion quotes

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Here is a list of 38 Best funny minion quotes.

Some people just need a high-five.in the face with a chair.

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I may look calm,but in my head i’ve killed you in about 5 times.

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Sometimes i forget how to spell a word so i change the whole sentence to avoid using it.

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True friends don’t judge each other.they judge other people together.

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Sometimes i wish i could disappear, and watch to see who noticed i was gone.

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Home:Where i can look like ugly and enjoy it.

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Dear diet,Things just aren’t going to Workout between us.it’s not me,it’s you.you’re tasteless,boring and i can’t stop cheating on you.

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Dear maths,I’m tired of finding your x.just move on buddy he’s gone.

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I’m so good at sleeping,i can do it with my eyes closed.

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If someone throws a stone at you,Throw a flower at them.But remember to throw flower pot with it.

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Dear sleep,I’m sorry i hated you when i was a young kid.Right now i love you very much and i cherish every moment with you.

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Dear math,please grow up and solve your own problems,I’m tired of solving them for you.

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When i was a kid,No wait i still do that.

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Did you know?Disturbing a person while they are sleeping can increase their risk of a permanent brain damage.someone show this to my mom.

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My mom said follow your dreams, so i went back to bed.

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I am multi talented,i can talk,annoy and irritate you all at the same time.

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I hate when people ask me:what happened to the sweet old you?well bitches like you killed it.

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Today i sent out a text saying. Hey i lost my phone ,will you call it?12 people called me,i need smarter friends.

funny minion quotes

I would lose weight,but i hate losing.

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Don’t judge me just because I’m quite.no one plans a murder out loud.

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I’m not lazy,I’m just on my energy saving mode.

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Never let your friends feel lonely,disturb them at al times.

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I’m never wrong,just different level of rights.

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At the end of each day life should ask:Do you want to save the changes?

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Don’t like me,cool i don’t wake up every day to impress you.

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True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

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I’m a secondhand vegetarian,cow eat grass i eat cows.

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I hate my moods they never ask permission before they change.

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My friend thinks he’s smart.He said onions are the only food that makes you cry.so i throw a coconut on his face.

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I don’t have to worry about getting kidnaped,they would bring me back in less than one hour.

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I love my six pack so much,I protect it with a layer of fat.

When you get angry take a breath and count to 10.Throw a punch at 8 nobody expects that.

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I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.

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I remember yeara ago all i wanted to be was older,i was wrong!

My phone’s low battery Warning is the only Warning i take seriously.

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I am one step away from being rich,all i now need is money.

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